My Childhood Hero

As a child I drank cod liver oil and ate seaweed. I popped vitamins and drank keifer. Sometimes I was allowed to watch Sesame Street. And Cookie Monster was God. My goal in life was to become a candy shop owner just so that I could eat and be surrounded by candy all day long. Now that I am grown up I am sad to know that now Cookie Monster eats fruits instead of cookies. We've traded lives.