The 3.99 Haircut From HELL

This is a real picture of how I looked only minutes after I left the haircut place advertising haircuts for only $3.99.

I have 1989 8-year-old bangs. I have frizz. I have fluff.

I have horror. On Friday I will be seeing high school friends that I haven't seen in six years. Glad to know I'll be making a lasting impression.

Next time I'll try a place where the hairdresser actually rinses all the soap from my hair on the first try. *

* Moral: If you need a haircut and you're a poor law student starve until you can save up enough money to afford a gay hairdresser at a posh salon.

Hard At Work For YOU

SBA continues to work around the clock to provide SW students with the highest quality of services. In your times of trouble be comforted knowing that SBA is there for you.

"Saving Lives Has Never Sounded So Good"

As if the joy of helping to save a life wasn't enough while donating blood last week... not only did I get all the juice and cookies I wanted but I also got two free music downloads from Red Cross. Forget about red blood cells. My ipod is happy.

Why I Love The Ghetto

Today I went on a shopping spree at Fashion $2.99 world in K Town. They had it all. Including shirts with the labels ripped out of them. Now that's what I call a deal.

Finally...

What I've been waiting 99 episodes for.

Lies!

Law students who study on the second floor of the Westmoreland building...Watch Out! We all thought we were safe from pens exploding and shooting ink into our eyes. Yet our sense of security from the epidemic of exploding pens is a lie! That's right. The women's bathroom has no eye wash fountain! No matter how difficult it may be, I urge you, for the sake of potential pen victims, disseminate this crucial information as soon as possible. Your friend's eyesight may depend upon it.

A Geek

Watching the second episode of the second season I found that I knew all the "geek" questions and barely any of the "beauty" questions. But really, knowing the capital of Iraq (and how to spell Iraq) or at least realizing that the capital is NOT Afghanistan doesn't seem very geeky to me. And who actually knows or cares what band Nick Lachey was in? Please excuse me. I am now going to organize my pocket protectors.

Bison Pride

The mourning may now come to an end.

The second now annual Bison Week is coming to Southwestern! Yes!

All of you who can't get enough of SW school spirit have a week of fun to celebrate starting Feb. 6 with a softball tournament on Feb. 11.

SBA knows. You're proud to be a Bison. Go ahead. Live your dream.
Buy a Southwestern T-shirt and coordinate it with purple pants.

Don't Be a Hater...Be A Lover

Valentine's Day is misunderstood. Just today I heard someone say, "I hate Valentine's Day." Why hate?

Hate that you're single or even worse, taken. Hate that commercial giants are reaping huge cash by exploiting the holiday and overflowing all restaurants. But don't hate Valentine's Day itself. It's one day of the year that celebrates love...the best thing ever. It can be love for family, puppies, celery or nose hair clippers.

Behind all the cheesy hearts and angels with strategically placed clothing is a fantastic holiday. So go ahead. Love. Eat the fattening chocolates, squeeze your friends, call the family members you actually like, buy the flashing heart pen and be happy. Cuz the holiday is yours. You're loved.

The Dorff Appeal

Makes Business Associations so appealing that he has to beg students to drop his class.

I Love ITAP...

Our professors fed us dinner for the first half hour of class and for dessert there were DOUBLE stuffed Oreos. Yes. I am living the good life.

Learning in Legal Profession

"The guy has used you. He's used you like a dirty rag."

Prof. Pugsley describing attorney/client privileges. And I thought that romantic relationships were the only relationships where you get screwed...

Back To School

Spring semester of school has started.

I am back to blogging as I once again have no life.