Lies!

Law students who study on the second floor of the Westmoreland building...Watch Out! We all thought we were safe from pens exploding and shooting ink into our eyes. Yet our sense of security from the epidemic of exploding pens is a lie! That's right. The women's bathroom has no eye wash fountain! No matter how difficult it may be, I urge you, for the sake of potential pen victims, disseminate this crucial information as soon as possible. Your friend's eyesight may depend upon it.