The Best Bad Dinner I've Ever Cooked

Fishy inedible salmon and burnt & mangled croissant rolls. Finding a salmon recipe marked "easy" on Food Network was too hard for me. Yet my cooking disaster was a brilliant success. Instead I received a free delicious dinner out with Angela and the Fam and winning strategy tips on my ITAP competition---I love it! If only I could cook disgusting meals more often! Un grand, grand merci Mark!