Call NOW!
In a span of an hour, I witnessed more than 7 commercials about "calling now," "meeting great new people," "women that want to talk," "hot conversations," "text message FINE right now," during one hour of Dr. 90210.
And then I realized that I was sitting at home on my sofa by myself on a Friday night at 10pm eating an orange. AHHH! I'm the target audience!!!!!!
My favorite part of the commercials is after the attractive women who are wearing basically nothing make sensual glances at the TV while they pretend they're on the phone talking. And then my next favorite part is some really attractive man who is usually sitting on a motorcycle or doing something else that's really manly says he's calling now and it's his favorite thing to do.
These attractive people are so attractive that they sit home just like me in lingerie or on motorcycles to have quality conversations with others.
I'm blaming finals for my TV watching. I mean, usually on a Friday night I'm sleeping...I mean, I'm out partying.
And then I realized that I was sitting at home on my sofa by myself on a Friday night at 10pm eating an orange. AHHH! I'm the target audience!!!!!!
My favorite part of the commercials is after the attractive women who are wearing basically nothing make sensual glances at the TV while they pretend they're on the phone talking. And then my next favorite part is some really attractive man who is usually sitting on a motorcycle or doing something else that's really manly says he's calling now and it's his favorite thing to do.
These attractive people are so attractive that they sit home just like me in lingerie or on motorcycles to have quality conversations with others.
I'm blaming finals for my TV watching. I mean, usually on a Friday night I'm sleeping...I mean, I'm out partying.

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"These attractive people are so attractive that they sit home just like me in lingerie or on motorcycles to have quality conversations with others."
You mean you do that too? Wow, the more I get to know you, Tessa, the more I like you:-)
Unfortunately Howard, I sit at home in grubs and I don't have a motorcycle.
No! Say it ain't so!
What are grubs?
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