Showing You The Money
This is an actual check for real money. My money. Money from my summer law clerking job. Oh, praise God! I was so happy to see it. $54.93. Big bucks. That's like two venti caramel frappucinos with an extra shot of espresso or one gallon of gas. And this is not law school loan money which means I won't have to pay this back until the day I die. Even though I have my Business Associations final tomorrow, I am happy. I showed you the money.

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Where are you clerking?
Not to one-up you or anything, but I just found out that I'm getting over $4500 from a class-action settlement against a former employer (Morgan Stanley) for overtime violations. I tell you what: I'll buy dinner, you can cover the tip...
I had to buy essentials (Starbucks)to cover my caffeine addiction. So unless the tip is $0.0012874 I won't be able to afford it.
However, as mentioned before, I do accept large donations of cash or diamonds. These contributions are not tax deductible but they will go to the worthy cause of supporting BPS, or ""Buying Prada shoes."
Howard, I would tell you where I am clerking but there are way too many stalkers on the internet.
You could e-mail me?
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