What I've Learned Studying For The MPRE

"H. A LAYWER MUST NOT INTERFERE WITH THE IMPARTIALITY AND DECORUM OF THE TRIBUNAL
1. The Lawyer Must Avoid Disruption.
Example: Engaging in a fist fight with your adversary may be cathartic1but is a violation of the MRPC."

[1] Therapeutic, liberating, beneficial, healing, energetic, invigorating

So no, unfortunately I won't be able to challenge you to a duel.

ITAP Competition

It's over. I don't have ITAP practice on Friday nights anymore until 12:00 am. I don't have ITAP practice all day Sundays. I don't have ITAP practice on Thursday nights. I don't have closings to memorize in the shower. I don't have fake witnesses to cross. I don't have directs to do in front of the mirror. I don't have to read the entire record every night...
I'm in shock..... I'll miss Ms. Bracher's walker....

BUT GOOD NEWS!

Southwestern's Team HEAT (pictured on the left) came in second place!!!!!!!
And my team, SHAT came in the top eight.
So unlike Talladega Nights,
"Even though we're not Number One, we're all Winners!"*

*I mean, would a loser get a small plastic rectangle with "Honorable Mention" on it? I don't think so!

Hidden Gems

Treasure found at the local store. If only I were bald.

Just Once

Just Once I want to see a Mercedes with stickers like this.