What I've Learned Studying For The MPRE

"H. A LAYWER MUST NOT INTERFERE WITH THE IMPARTIALITY AND DECORUM OF THE TRIBUNAL
1. The Lawyer Must Avoid Disruption.
Example: Engaging in a fist fight with your adversary may be cathartic1but is a violation of the MRPC."

[1] Therapeutic, liberating, beneficial, healing, energetic, invigorating

So no, unfortunately I won't be able to challenge you to a duel.